𝕋𝓔α ᑭ𝕒𝐫𝓣ץ ØⓇg𝕪 ¢𝓛ᵘв!

Welcome to the Tea Party Orgy Club!
Would you like some tea?
We have Uncontrolled Urges (hints of blueberry),
Baby’s First Time (light, floral notes),
Le Raunch (very caffeinated),
and Earl Grey (for the traditionalists).
Do you take sugar? Milk?
I like mine with a touch of each.
Spit? Swallow?
Be careful—it’s very hot!
B l o w on it gently.
A little harder.
Try not to use your teeth. Or do. It’s up to you!
Oh! I almost forgot the pastries!
Frosted buns. Cream filled eclairs. Raspberry tarts.
Aren’t they lovely?
Aren’t they decadent?
The soft sweet plush, the oozy gooey filling, the warm crush of berries between your teeth.
Let it drip down your chin,
don’t worry if it stains the blanket.
Oh! There’s still plenty of tea!
Can I get you another cup?
It goes down smooth doesn’t it?
Oh my, my tennis skirt is on the grass,
like a pale yellow cupcake liner.
And your blouse has come unbuttoned—
there’s a bit of icing smeared along your neck.
Would anyone like to lick it off?
Let your clothes drip off like melted candy...
Aaah his chest is firm and golden—
Ooh her nipples are pert and pink—
My goodness what a spread!
Let’s grind and gossip
until the pleasure gives us a bellyache.
Ummmm...
Yes...oh yes...
Oh my...
Swirl your tongue against my buns—
Feel my fingers round your eclair—
See my mouth on her raspberry tart—
Yes! Oh yes!
Oh oh, oh my oh...
Oh I...I...yes, just like...oOoOoH!
Well...
That was very satisfying don’t you think?
The afterglow is delicious,
sun kissed and swollen,
curls fallen out of place,
My silk ribbons all a s k e w.
A satisfied sigh,
a satiated smile—
I hope you enjoyed yourself.
Please take a pastry with you when you go!
Thank you for coming to the Tea Party Orgy Club!
Won’t you cum again?

Augusta Gail Wise is a writer, pop-rock singer, and creepy-cute dancer. She specializes in writing smutty poetry, singing about bdsm and sugar babies, and her gogo dancing is legendary in the 2nd circle of Hell. Her writing often delves into the fantasy and fascination surrounding things like sex and sex work, mental illness, childhood trauma, and girlhood. She likes creating art that confronts the horrific and the grotesque, but preferably with a touch of whimsy and a sprinkle of kitsch. You can find her doing weird stuff on IG at www.instagram.com/xhissyfitx and you can watch some of her music videos at www.thisishissyfit.com