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Meat Stevens
I’m an underpaid here to grade, Michelin man
From Marseille, France to Nagoya, Japan
All I do is drive and all I do is eat
Which ain’t good for my tires but replacements are free
It’s truly not easy living out your car
And all you really want to do is give everybody stars
Eating alone, intense pressure, and detailed reports
Strict deadlines, the blues and lack of support
Playing favorites to Paul Bocuse and Alain Ducasse
Sometimes I just want a chicken sandwich with some chick-fil-a sauce
But today I head across channel to Ramsay's Savoy Grill
The best part about this job is the company foots the bill
The worst part above all is where my issues take root
The look of the faces on the patrons when I walk in wearing my Michelin suit
Meat Stevens is a Los Angeles artist. He makes music, writes and performs original poetry, as well as original cis het erotic NON fiction. He is the author of the book Poetry for Patriots and the Daddy in the band Love Time. He was the fastest kid on the lacrosse team at one point, but now suffers from debilitating bilateral Achilles tendonosis. His physical therapist is Robyn at Elite Orthosport in Santa Monica. With Robyn’s help, Meat Stevens will be back to running fast in no time! He also has a hot girlfriend who is a true bisexual. He has never been published anywhere.