☁️ 🍓 𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔴𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔬 ☁️

i fell in love with a guy because he ubered me home from the old bar

i can’t visualize his face

even though i had my own side to his bed

i shouldn’t be left around applebee’s margarita buckets

i’ll drunk text before 9 pm

i used to be psychic but all i could predict

about you was when you would tell me to get down on my knees

i liked you

even though you called american spirit blues greens

and the fact you have red scare premium either makes you a pervert or a girl

the first night i met you i whispered in your ear

“i’d do whatever u told me to”

and you plopped an olive in my mouth

god is a 34 year old man and he smokes strawberry mango elfbars

Sahaj Kaur is a writer living in NYC. You can find her on Twitter @doordashedcigs and on Instagram @sixtiescool.