Are you locked in? Are you looksmaxxing? Are you mogging? Are you clouted? Are you Chadded? Are you goated? Whose side are you on? Are you in the group chat?

A novel.
178 pages.
Cover design by SKS.

“one of the only writers right now who’s scary”
- Manuel Marrero

“The first and only writer of whip smart party girl Southern Gothic downtown literature with a heart. A bold new American voice.”
- Michael Bible

Release date: November 11, 2025. Preorders ship week of release.